You know your asian when...

So ok i think my family is "quite' asian however coming from brisbane we still have some bogan attributes =D

You know your asian when...

- Your remotes are protected with cling wrap...
I DO NOT UNDERTSAND THIS! i asked my mum why every single one of our remotes are covered in cling wrap
1. its ugly
2. it annoying to change the batteries
my mum says its to stop the words on the remote getting rubbed off..... THOSE WORDS NEVER COME OFF! and how often do you need to read them anyways?

- You have a massive collection of disposable bottles/ takeaway containers/ jars
we have so many we could kill an ecosystem with pollution... but like i understand sometimes you need water bottles... but my parents dont undertand that like if you want to refill a disposable bottle with water IT HAS TO BE ONE FOR WATER OTHERWISE IT'S TACKY.... like who fills a coke bottle with water? you need like a sexy balance bottle or at least a mount franklin bottle.... and my parents keep these dodgy "franklins spring water" bottles... OTL

- You recycle paper bags
OK i have no idea why my dad does this but you know when you go maccas? and get a paper bag or when you buy mushrooms? my dad likes to wrap vegetables in them... and after its been used he puts it outside and hangs it on the clothes line to dry and be re-used...

- Theres a chinese calendar in every room
Every asian has those chinese calendards you get form yum cha yeah? why do they have to be in every room? i will never know... T___T

- You have massive collection of mcdonalds tissues/ kfc wet wipes etc...
When we go maccas my parents always have an urge to grab the biggest handful of tissues..... and save them for later.. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? those tissues are like paper....... they have no use....

- ALL old clothing is used as 'rags'
I understand like old pyjamas can be used to soak up water and wipe spills but some items just should not be used as rags.... LIKE UNDERWEAR! old underwear is ewwwwww...... like i see mine form like 4 years ago..... and its still being used as a rag..... and like my mum/ brothers/ dads undies are used as rags.... and when there are random holes in them you dont want to know what they have been doing....... and it's embarassing when someone comes around and sees them.......

well theres the asian shamesss. now you know why i dont invite anyone over? LOL JOKES =D