Facebook etiquette

As you probabaly all ready know im on fb most of my life.... (8-11pm monday-friday >> becuase its blocked before that =.= and 10am-11pm on weekends)and heres a little rant on it >o<

1.No need to take a luvo every weekend T^T , we know what you look like... hence why we are your fb Friend.... luvos are only necessary when you have something new to show eg: haircut/ dress.

2.PLEASE PUT YOUR REAL NAME! i know people are worried of identity theft... but just don't put all your information online... cos its SOOO annoying when no one has their real names, hence i don't know whose commenting on what.. so i have too go on the persons profile and look through their photos to find out who it is.

3. Don't add randoms. Do you want to get raped? i don't think so... so don't try and look all popular on fb and add randoms because THEY WILL RAPE YOU!

4. Don't untagg yourself from photos, i understand if you untagg yourself form like photos that aren't of you, or ones that show you with alcohol or something... i understand why you untagg those..... but DON'T untag photos that are funny and you look a little sped. No ones perfect and everyone just gets a laugh, don't be a party Pooper. Not every picture of you on fb has to be drop dead stunning.

5. Don't use your your status of release anger... because often it think its me your anonymously raging at and i get all paranoid.

6. Don't put your status as "I'm so sad" or " I'm so utterly devo" because that's just asking for attention... so please explain yourself further in those status'. and if some DOES ask whats wrong don't say... " i cant say" WELL WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST IT ON FB THEN?

7. Don't join those groups like " 10 things guys have to know about girls" there is no point... HERE FOR FREE! WITHOUT HAVING TO LIKE A FB GROUP WILL TELL YOU 10 THINGS GIRLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW! BARGAIN AYEE? =D

* Yes we are complicated
* Just because we talk to you we does not mean we like you
* We don't just wear pretty clothes to impress you
* Some times your just retarded -___- what don't you get?
* So... can you think before you go and screw them over?
* Man UP!
* LOL dont underestimate a girls stalking abilities ;)
* Yes do cute stuff it makes us happy =)
* We WILL know when you lie...
* Don't you dare judge my friends

( lol this is only my personal opinion )

NOTE:

If you do a few of these things don't worry i still love you <3 not every ones perfect ^___^

In a relationship with.........

Well thanks to new advances in technology in particular telecommunications. In the old days people found out about relationships through general observation and word of mouth... however today all you have to do is change your fb relationship status from " single" to " in a relationship with ________" and BAM! everyone knows.

The next day at school EVERYONE knows and they seem to know everything about your new new partner..... and being in an all girls school your partner will develop a few online stalkers =) JKS!

The thing is... well i considering changing your fb relationship status a BIG thing. cos basically once you post it EVERYONE will know and people withh begin to judge. Im not sure if this is only in girls schools, but you have to get ready for constant teasing ( nice teasing ofc). the other thing is those who DONT personally know your partner will look on his/ her profile and JUDGE! its true... honestly it doesn't matter if they are you best friend its human nature to " judge" and they may not act upon these judgements but they will still have these judgements at the back of your mind.

Example 1
Say your new partner... looks a bit gangster... and has like 1000 fb friends.. and their like posts on his wall on getting wasted last night....
JUDGEMENT
your friends will immediately think your a stupid girl and have made the wrong decision an that this guy is a tool and going to play you.

Example 2
say your partner is not very... visually appealing... but say goes to a expensive private school
JUDGEMENT
That your dating the guy for his money and status and your w a gold digging whore

Example 3
Your partner is the cutest most perfect guy
JUDGEMENT
How did shes get him? shes so not deserving...

So make sure your ready to be judged...

Another thing is when there status CHANGE...

Honestly i confess when i see someone in and out of relationship that last less than a week i got to judge.... and question their commitment...


This is the new PDA ( public display of affection) of this technological age =)

I LOVE MACCAS STAFF =)

Well... OMGOSH! yes... me lauren.... HAS NOT BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR 3 DAY! OMFGGGG =) but dw im back on now =) kekekekeke.....

Well today hm...... i found alot of OMG kind stuff so... yeahh

Quotes of the day:

"I hate those aboriginals they always want their land" to offensew to indigenous poeple =) this si the effect of cakeee 8)

"When you talk, you attract dogs" This is referring to my voice btw =)

So it was PENG + KYLAS bday parties tso we like went around like Carlo court doing an "amazing race" style kind of thing. So basically we had this whole list of stuff to do and we split intot eams, so we had to finish as many things on the list as we could in the allocated time limit. Here are a few of the things we had to do...
- take a photot wiht someone wearing yellow
- hug 10 randoms
- find a piece of gum
- find a reciept over $5
- Find what resturant opens latest
- order water from maccas and get a photo with ther person who is serving you
- Get a signed cup from the employee of the shop
- freeze for a minute
blahblahblah ceebs doing the whole list

it was sooo funfunfunfun! grrr... at the lady who kicked us out of woolworths -glares-

sighhh LOL hugging randoms that was entertaining (y) just spreading the love <3

AND I LOVE YOU MACCAS STAFF FOR BEING SO NICE =)

Then after some truth/ dare type thing... always funfunfunfunfun =) and some what relieving =)

HAPPY BIRTDAY ALICIA AND KYLA~ ILY =)

G-L-A-M-O -R-O-U-S~

beau·ti·ful (byt-fl)
adj.
1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L. aka: Pretty, Stunning and so on....

We use this word all the time to describe...

> other people
> clothes
> places
> emotions
> music
> films

and so on.......

But do we really know what ti means? can we say exactly what beauty is?
Some say its...

♥ Long eyelashes
♥ Skinny figure
♥ Straight legs
♥ Tall Figure
♥ Tanned Skin
♥ Long hair
♥ Big Chest
♥ Tiny Stomach
♥ Big eyes
♥ Plump Lips
♥ Subtle nose
♥ White teeth
♥ Sweet smile

But the truth is.... we can not exactly determine what is "beautiful" Its a personal opinion.

For Me a beautiful person is..
Someone where when you look at them you admire their aesthetics's
or
Where someones good qualities are able to shine through their appearance.

bBeautiful Clothes aer.....
Ones were the wear is comfortable while it reflects and is able to radiate the inner self of the person.

Beautiful Places are.....
Are were and single place....location.... close or far... can bring so many emotions/ feelings/ ideas at a single moment.

Beautiful Emotions is when .....
They take you to a new world, where what you knew is all gone.... were this emotion enhances every aspect of your life.

Beautiful Music is how......
The lyrics and melody, are a language that everyone can understand but rather then telling it shows......

Beautiful Film is where.....
We know they are all make-believe but we fell for those characters and we feel their emotions like they are our best Friends.

This is what "beautiful" is to me

Because everything is beautiful........ you just need to find someone that can see that ♥

Timeline

I was just thinking about my life......... contemplating the past....

I often thing of this.. i find myself lying in bed thinking about how I've changed since yr 7. And how i never would have imagined i would have turned out he way i am now...... and i look back and I'm like " would my yr 7 self be proud to see what Ive become?"

Year 7 (2006)
wow... even typing the year makes it sound so long ago......sigh this was when i was so quiet....so scared...... i just wanted to please everyone. I just wanted friends i didn't care who... i just needed some. And i stressed Way to much about school...
I had started a new life.... so i had to start living it... Approval was my enemy.

Year 8 (2007)
Well... i was truly happy =) i became myself life was bliss ♥♥ i loved life.... school was a cruise i had friends that cared everything was perfect ♥ and i was truly innocent =D Perfection was my enemy.

Year 9 (2008)
I found out life is not what it appears..... as long at it stays away from me. Change was my enemy.

Year 10 (2009)
I met you....... you changed everything.... for the better i thought, but i was obviously wrong... but thank you for making me a wiser person. Innocence and ignorance was my enemy.

Year 11 (2010)
Well there was a slap in the face..... Things are not as they appear and the last 4 years, i haven't seen it. Its time to move on to be different to make things better.
Then i met you... I'm so glad~ what would i do without you?
But i lost you as well =( I can not express how much i miss our friendship.
Ive found you...... i was not a believer until now
Ive come to know you~ I cant believe i didint notice your wonderful-ness before...
You have always been there and i truly love you ♥

I have no enemies~

Thank you ~

Those of my past, present and future

Those who were Besties/ Friends/ acquaintances

Because without every single one of you my life wouldn't be as wonderful as it is now =D

I might not still share it with you ~ but because i used to share it with you ~ you have only made it that much better now~

To new/old friends
To new/old experiences
To new/old emotions

Just like you....... Life is Beautiful♥

♥Me without you is an Asian without Luvos♥

LOL. I find this quite strange im one of those like "emotional" people and like even little things like changes in fb relationship status' make me really happy/ sad. like for example when someone status change from "single" to " In a relationship with _____" i cant help but feel happy =) even if i havent seen that person for years ^o^. However on the other hand if someones status changes from " In a realationship with _____" to "single" i feel utterly devo =___= even if i didnt know the couple..... Why you ask? I AHVE NO IDEA!

So please......please next time you change your fb relationship status DONT CHANGE IT 3 DAYS LATER! unless you want me to go on a emotional rollercoaster =)

Happy love huntinggg~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

Great..... I live with a PERVERT!

hahaha i was on the train and discussing with some friendlings about our mums =)

And like we have come to the conclusion that our mums' are perverts..... for some strange reason they want to see us naked.....

Well personally what my mum does is like she tries to see me when im changing.... so in my household we ahve a limited number of heaters so my mum and I share the heater located in my room... and the heater is leaning ont he same wall the door is on, becuase the powerpoint is there, therfore if you walk in on mm, changing you get a full frontal view.... Im one of those people whose door IS ALWAYS OPEN~ like the ONLY time it is closed is when im changing...

so my mum like tiptoes REALLY quietly into my room.... then BANG liek swings the door massively open hoping to catch me midchange.... T___T
then if she is unsuccessfull seh decideds to have a massive chat wtih me AT THAT MOMENT! so im heating my clothes infront of the heater waiting for her to leave...... so silently in my head im like "GOGOGOGOGOGOG JUST GOOOO!" becuase most fo the time im already late at this point for sleeping in. BUT SHE DOESNT LEAVE!!!! then innocently shes like "why arent you changing?" WELL ITS BECUASE YOU ARE STANDING THERE STARING AT ME!!!!!!!!!

Then mums use the excuse " But im your mum" or like "we are both girls anyway"
WELL THAT DOENT REMOVE THE AWKWARDNESS!!!!!!!

To aviod this is have to change so fast like a lunatic.... when i know my mum is far away... after checking behind the door.... T___T

However..... dads are the complete opposite.... HAHAHAHA they dotn want to see anythign LOL even when its nothing...

hahaha my freinds like.......

" One day i was on my bed playing ds, and i was sitting crosslegged on my bed while wearing a skirt but i had stockings on.... and i my dad walked in and is like 'WOAH' and slams the doors shut...... At this point im really confused... so i go and ask him is he is ok.... and hes like 'I thought you were changing'"

Hahaha dads so over react.... =____=

Another thing..... WHY DO DADS ALWAYS THINK WHEN YOU HAVE A STOMACHE ACHE IT PERIOD CRAMPS????? sighhh you would think we would know if it was period pains... and thier like "are you menstuating?" NO DAD! JUST NO!

So there you go... I live with a pervert.....=____=

I think this may be a breach of personal privacy .....

Get connected with nature..... SCREW THAT! WHERES MY PHONE!

So today was rather eventful..... i had a biology excursion.. and it was so boring, learning about like abiotic stuff, adaptations and "pneumatophores" NO i have NOT spelt that wrong... its some crazy word and its pronounced " yu- me- ta- fors" why they spell it liek that? simple they were retared... this is why i dont want to be a scientist.....

The place we were was some like garden place... and there were all these bike riders! and i saw 2 of them stack it (Y) ;) lol im so mean >o<

So what pisseed me off is that we have like "stations" and we have to walk around.... AND WE COULDNT BRING OUR BAGS! so we only had our bags at lunch. The staff there are like " if you leave your bags here it will be ina secure location" SCREW THAT secure my ass! it was like this little room.... no lockers... no keys..... WHAT IF SOME CRAZY BITCH STEALS MY THINGS??!?!! cos today i had quite a few valubles
1. MY beloved phoneee =)
2. Guess wallet =)
3. abotu 50 in cashhh
4. mp444 =)
5. camera
6. FOOD =) LOLOLOL

so if some of this shit gets stolen they arent going to replace it! so im like fine... at least ill put my phone in my pocket.... BUT NO WE CANT TAKE OUR PHONES?!?!?!?!
WHAT IS THIS? I DONT KNOW~! MY PHONE IS LIKE MY LIFELINE! so sadly i say good bye to my phone and we are on our way to the activity and all i have is a pencil, clipboard and camera.

So we get to the activity and im like "Oh, whats the time? wait let me just check me pho..... WAIT I DONT HAVE MY PHONE! then im like " OMG i should so take a picture with my phone and make it my contact picture, let me just take out my pho......." OH I FORGOT I DONT HAVE MY PHONE! then im like "id better text my mum i will be home late, lets take my phone out of my pocket....." WAIT I DONT HAVE IT T^T........... and many similar sistuations...

The im like " gosh im thirsty let me get some water...."FARKKKKKKKKK my water bottle is im my bag i left behind =___= them im like sighh so hungryyy "im goign to eat some of my pocky.....: WAIT THATS ALSO IN MY BAGGG! the it was liek cold and my lips get chapped easily and im like "let me get my chapstick...." (#*$&*&#%^#*&%^*&%^*&# thats in my bag too =.= so now all my pics are chat cos my lips are dry....

Then we move stations..... and after walking for about 1 km we realise we are lost...... and we begin to walk backk.... at this moment i get stomach cramps..... im like " no worries.... illl just get my panadol..." FUCK ME DEAD THATS ALSO IN MY BAG! so i had to hobble the 1 km back T^T And when we reliase we were lost im like "no worries ill just call...." WAIT I HAVE NO PHONE!!!!!

On our 1 km walk we took alot of photos as the one above ^__^ kekekekekeke lol so educational *shifty eyes*. Ive decided im not photo gentic in all the photos i look CHATTTT my friends katrina and Carolyn look stunning D: of well this is why i choose to look sped in photos >~<"

Moral of the story? Dont listen to the bitch AND TAKE YOUR BAG!

You know your asian when...

So ok i think my family is "quite' asian however coming from brisbane we still have some bogan attributes =D

You know your asian when...

- Your remotes are protected with cling wrap...
I DO NOT UNDERTSAND THIS! i asked my mum why every single one of our remotes are covered in cling wrap
1. its ugly
2. it annoying to change the batteries
my mum says its to stop the words on the remote getting rubbed off..... THOSE WORDS NEVER COME OFF! and how often do you need to read them anyways?

- You have a massive collection of disposable bottles/ takeaway containers/ jars
we have so many we could kill an ecosystem with pollution... but like i understand sometimes you need water bottles... but my parents dont undertand that like if you want to refill a disposable bottle with water IT HAS TO BE ONE FOR WATER OTHERWISE IT'S TACKY.... like who fills a coke bottle with water? you need like a sexy balance bottle or at least a mount franklin bottle.... and my parents keep these dodgy "franklins spring water" bottles... OTL

- You recycle paper bags
OK i have no idea why my dad does this but you know when you go maccas? and get a paper bag or when you buy mushrooms? my dad likes to wrap vegetables in them... and after its been used he puts it outside and hangs it on the clothes line to dry and be re-used...

- Theres a chinese calendar in every room
Every asian has those chinese calendards you get form yum cha yeah? why do they have to be in every room? i will never know... T___T

- You have massive collection of mcdonalds tissues/ kfc wet wipes etc...
When we go maccas my parents always have an urge to grab the biggest handful of tissues..... and save them for later.. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? those tissues are like paper....... they have no use....

- ALL old clothing is used as 'rags'
I understand like old pyjamas can be used to soak up water and wipe spills but some items just should not be used as rags.... LIKE UNDERWEAR! old underwear is ewwwwww...... like i see mine form like 4 years ago..... and its still being used as a rag..... and like my mum/ brothers/ dads undies are used as rags.... and when there are random holes in them you dont want to know what they have been doing....... and it's embarassing when someone comes around and sees them.......

well theres the asian shamesss. now you know why i dont invite anyone over? LOL JOKES =D

---TOP SECRET---

Secrets we all have them, hide them, forget them, remeber them, wish we didint know them, glad we did know them, heard of the and denyed knowing them.........

As a personal opinion i belive a secret that you TRUELY want to keep should only be told to a maximum of 3 people... and these 3 people should be trusted with your life.... because once 4....5...6....37 people know its hard for it not to spread..... even if these 37 people are so trustworthy the secret can still spread without anyone wanting that intentionally

For example say 20 know that.... your adopted... but you would like to keep that a secret. Say at lunch some time these 20 people are disscussing about how your are adopted... HOWEVER some little bitch that dislikes you hears the convo and then its SPREADDDDDSSSSS!!!!

So really its no ones fault that everyone knows but just bad luck...... thats why i always think 3 is the MAXXX =) depending how important the secret is.....


So if i trust you with a secret of mine =) consider it a compliment <3 that you are one of possibly 3 people to know... ;) not saying i have alot of secrets.... actually i dont think i have anyy.... =____= there goes my dark and mysterious persona T^T

1....2.....3.....4.......107?

HAHAHAHHAHA some times i lol at what a failcake i am >o< but good thing i have friends what fail with me ♥♥♥♥♥

When is too many times being annoying?

When i talk to people on msn i dont knwo wether to start the convo or wait for the other person to start it..... when is starting too many convos turns into annoying?

I personally have NEVER been annoyed by someone on msn... accept old poeple at ask about my mum *block* and like those virus thingos which keep on linking you... but other than that im never annoyed =)

I personally think 2 times in a row is enough if they dont start a convo with you after that......
1. they dont like you
2. they are super busy
3. they are afk
4. they died.. JOKES =D

Sighh so now i sit infront of the computer dumming my fingers till i see "they" are offline..... greatt... HAHAHA yes i have nothign better to do.....

Another thing sometimes im not msn from about 10am-11pm and when im afk for liek 5 hrs and i come backa nd noone starts a convo something inside me dies ~<"


Well talk to me on msn =) im always happy to talk to you..... =)

MAKEUP = BREAKUP?

So ive been doing some "investigating" on what guys think of girls who wear make up......

Honeslty im one of those girls that quite like it =) not too much just a bit of eyeliner and light foundation does me =)

Through my investigation 3/7 said they hated it and the other 4/7 said only a little is ok, but wasnt that into it........

"depends on wat makeup, wher and how much it is used"

"I really hate it when girls wear make up"

Where does this leave me.... cos honestly the most "popular" girls with guys all wear makeup......... so now this leaves me utterly confused....

Is this one of those things were one gender thinks its pretty coool.. and the opposite gender things its ewwwww?
like those chains on jeans........... i think thats pretty ewwwww
as well as guys with earings (sorry guys who i know that have them) like i dont "mind" them........... but i think a persons more attractive without ^^

Like those kpop groups that all the guys love like SNSD they wear make up?

but then again groups liek 2pm/ SHINee/ Super Junior have earings and chains =____=
So is it one of "those" things?

Now i have a delemma... do i stop wearing makeup? ... or do i just wear/ do whatever i want?.....

well good thing its a monday tomorrow =) time to discuss my new findings with my girlfreinds =)